Sunday, December 14, 2008

All-Time Best Xmas Tunes

Well, despite having many other things on my plate, I was caught up by the Christmas bug last night and dug into my frighteningly large trove of Xmas music (on several formats: 78, 45, 33, CD and probably some stuff still on cassette...yikes). I won't bore you with the details, but just trust me, I've spent way too much time listening to Christmas music for a Jewish person. I've boiled it all down to a list of my favorites: the truly unique, never-gets-old tunes. I've skipped all the obvious choices, we all get sick of them, though I will still say, you don't have to be a gay man to get choked up by Judy Garland's "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas."

"Welcome Christmas" How The Grinch Stole Christmas soundtrack
-the most articulate nonsense worded expression of the holiday spirit.

"Go Power At Christmas Time" James Brown 
-did anyone reinvent Xmas music more fearlessly than JB? (see also "Hey America")

"Sleigh Ride" Squirrel Nut Zippers
-a spritely fun arrangement

"(Everybody's Waitin' For) The Man With The Bag" Kay Starr
-60+ years old, and still hip

"Sugar Rum Cherry" Duke Ellington
-fantastic rearrangement of the Nutcracker movement

"Jingle Bells Cha-Cha-Cha" Pearl Bailey

"Santa Claus Is Skaing To Town" Granville Williams
-cool runnings, mon.

"Santa Claus Is Back In Town" Elvis Presley
-all his xmas tunes are solid, but this is the one with the Elvis swagger

"Merry Christmas, Baby" Otis Redding, Ike & Tina Turner
-Otis's version of Charles Brown is dripping with soul, but Tina squeezes even more guts out (Southern Culture on the Skids do a nice one too).

"Winter Weather" Benny Goodman & Peggy Lee
-Interesting how many 40s masters just haven't been improved upon.

"White Christmas" Jimmy McGriff
-of all the jazz Xmas arrangements, McGriff's is as funky as it gets.

"Back Door Santa" Clarence Carter
-like I need to explain?

"Come On Christmas" Ringo Starr
-Beatle Richard brings a swell glam rock tune.

"Jingle Bells" The Blue Hawaiians
-another great rearrangement, surfer style (Jimmy McGriff's version is also swinging)

"Take A Break Guys" Brian Setzer Orchestra
-The Stray Cat swinger brings some Basie/Bond bravado to "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

"My Favorite Things" The Supremes
-no one's topped their sweet, sexy version.

"Here Comes Santa Claus" Ramsey Lewis Trio
-these cats did a lot of xmas tuneage, but this is the best of them.

"Santa Looked A Lot Like Daddy" Buck Owens
-I don't favor most country christmas stuff, but Buck did a solid sequel to Gene Autry with this.

"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" The Cadillacs
-fantastic doo wop arrangement

"Santa Claus Goes Straight To The Ghetto" Snoop Dogg
-not only the best hip hop holiday tune, but one of Snoop's most solid

"Christmas With The Devil" Spinal Tap
-"Silent Night/Violent Night" need I say more?

"Reggae Christmas Eve In Transylvania" Count Floyd
-SCTV's horror M.C. raps the most ridiculous xmas song of all time.

"Thanks For Christmas" The Three Wise Men (a.k.a. XTC)
-about the only new wave era xmas tune that stands the test (the Waitresses just depress).

"Soul Santa" Brook Benton
-social commentary inside a Hallmark card

"Let It Snow" Diana Krall
-Mrs. Costello breathes life into a cliche.